
Last year today, we lived in this house.

This year today, we live in this house.
Yes, this house.

That has a living room.

That is large. Really large.

That has a section for toys.

That has a closet on the same floor you enter so that you can — gasp — put coats inside! Instead of, say, on the floor.

That has a SEPARATE dining area. I repeat. The table is for dining. The table does not hold anything resembling a computer.

That has a kitchen. With just a touch of counter space.

That has a garage in the back. Also a groovy green color.

That has a relatively new (mobile) resident under three feet tall.
Recap: We moved. We built a house (Jay spent months single-handedly putting in floors, cabinets, toilets, everything.) We had a baby (Dot spent too many nights single-handedly feeding, bathing, and putting two little girls to bed). We moved again. We are still married. We are still drinking heavily.
Confession: Does this house look suspiciously clean? Yes, Jay and Dot bust their asses cleaning the house for a Very Important Visitor and forbade Ruby from touching any of her toys for 12 hours.
Random Expression Of Feeling: Are we happy we took that leap of faith? Yes. Are we tired beyond belief? Yes. Are we hoping to (1) win the lottery, (2) meet a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow, or (3) trip over a 20-pound gold nugget? Yes, why not, and of course.
Key Takeaway: I do not recommend you try this at home.
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