Until two days ago, I did not know what smh meant.
I had to look it up. Saw the abbreviation in no less than three tweets in one day and determined that that meant I WAS OFFICIALLY OLD AND UNCOOL.
It means “shaking my head,” btw. And that’s “by the way,” by the way.
It’s a brave new world.
If you’re not out there LOL’g, you’re in here LOSING.
These days I pepper my speech with one or two LOLs, sometimes a FTW, and once a NPNT.
I am smh at this photo above. Or maybe I am LMAO. If you knew that was a diaper on my head, you would be ROFL and yelling WTF.
The end is nigh. And by end I mean if young people are our future and this is the way they talk and spell, the Enlightenment was just a period of boozing and human civilization is going the way of the dinosaurs.
And when our time comes, the last tweet any of us will see before it’s lights out:
WFH. Saw something cray cray fall from sky btw. Imma check it out. BRB.