Apologies for the lag in posts.
Travelness, busyness, kidfulness, and illness have conspired to take me out of blogging commission.
Meanwhile, here are placeholder pictures to help you through your day.
Remember, kids, photos are forever. (Ruby and Maxine, your future dates will never see these.)
The reason I am not getting lost in Seattle is…
Luck. Pure dumb luck.
And maybe that map thingy on the iPhone.
You’d take direction from a baby in uniform, wouldn’t you?
Well, I would.
Chances are, if you had to pick between Maxine in a uniform, and Dot in anything, let me tell you a little secret: Don’t follow me.
I’ve been here 10 years and I still cannot get the North-South-East-West thing. Okay?
If you say, “Dot, meet me on the Southwest corner of Uwajimaya.”
I hear, “Wa wa wa wa wa wa Uwajimaya.”
Please tell me: Left, or right of Uwajimaya. (Also, let me know which way I’m facing.)
When you say, “Drive east on Madison and then south on MLK.”
I hear, “Wa wa wa wa Madison shooba shooba doo MLK.”
Please tell me: “When you leave your house, turn right on Madison and then turn left on MLK.”
Okay?
Sorry about that.
And while we’re at it, I still suck at pounds, yards, inches, and gallons.
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