Monthly Archive for July, 2011

The Real Facebook News Feed

Dorothy Ho‘s friend request was not accepted by Sam Waterston and 7 other people.

Dorothy Ho took 30 minutes to come up with this non-witty, non-ironic status update.

Dorothy Ho recommended this link because this link makes her look like she’s reading the cool sites.

Dorothy Ho was untagged.

“Same old, same old, tired comment” on Someone’s status.

Dorothy Ho
Meltdown! – with Ruby and Maxine at Home.
about 45 minutes ago via Facebook Mobile

Dorothy Ho has now spent 3 hours, 34 minutes, 2 seconds on Facebook today.

Dorothy Ho spied on/looked at 5 profiles of friends of friends.

Dorothy Ho added 7 new photos to the album It’s All About Me, It’s Always About Me. Like me, okay?

Dorothy Ho shares photos of her kids because that’s what her life is about. You share photos of pets because that’s what your life is about. We all share photos of food because that’s what it’s about in life.

Dorothy Ho checked every 2 minutes to see if anyone liked/commented on her link/photo/update.

Dorothy Ho
Facebook is just another place to know a version of me.
10 seconds ago via Facebook Mobile | Like | Comment

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Yes, That Is A Wall Of Stickers.

It is as epic as it looks.

If She Gets This Excited About Green Mash, Bacon Will Blow Her Mind.

Maxine likes to be in control of her spoon.

Here she is about to jam that spoon into her nostril.

Methinks she likes pulverized green beans a tad too much.

The inevitable food coma.

I. Am. Alive. Call Off The Search Party.

First, there was this house.

Then, there was a big hole.

Later, there was a big hole with snow.

Meanwhile, there was this house.

And boy, were we glad to find this house!

After the big hole, we got busy. Very busy. Then we got this house.

And also this little munchkin came out of nowhere and joined the fray.

Now we are crazy. Crazydelirioushappytired. I have three toilets. Did I mention I have three toilets?

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