This is why there are 20 people in line at any one time.
This is why the wait is at least half an hour.
This is why it will taste sublime even if it sucks.
This is why I can never recreate this in Seattle.
The man is an artist. You would think, with a line snaking around his stall, he would hurry it up a little. No such luck. He makes sure each and every packet of Vegetarian Noodles leaving this stall has exactly the same number of items placed in exactly the same position.
I enjoyed watching him deliberately put each item in: Brown Swirly Gluten Thing, Fake Char Siew Pork, Pseudo Tofu, Cabbage and French Beans, Crispy Tofu Skin, Additional Unknown Crispy Thing (not on camera).
Does Performance Art taste good?
You betcha.

































I want this soooooo badly.
I can’t wait to sink my teeth into this soon!
Yes, I need to eat vegetarian mee hoon NOW.
this looks amazing! where issit from??
Telok Blangah Crescent Hawker Center!