My Back Hurts So Bad. I Can’t Decide If It’s Age Or Carrying The Ever-Growing Munchkin Known As The Rubes

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In mom years, you don’t just turn one year older, you magically enter a birthday category marked by a complex exponential algorithm that calculates “actual aged human years” by factoring in weight of toddler, babysitting hours, amount of housework, severity of tantrums, and number of times a day you have to answer, “What is that?”

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