How To Travel Long Distances In An Enclosed Space With A Toddler
(1) Buy your two-year-old her own set of kid-sized headphones. So she can watch all the Yo Gabba Gabba she wants on your souped up iPhone. (Which, incidentally, will be loaded with YGG and Shaun the Sheep episodes, backed with a $50 battery life extender).
(2) Pray that the airliner carries ice-cream on demand.
(3) Smuggle her onboard as a pet. People seem more forgiving of animals than toddlers, I’m not sure why. Either way, she can pass off as a ridiculously cute miniature giraffe or mutant chihuahua.
(4) Keep at least five hamburgers in your carry-on bag for emergency feedings.
(5) Do not, under any circumstances, forget to bring baby doll on board.
Those failing, you can always train your toddler to turn on the Cute.
Hazy said,
February 3, 2010 @ 3:28 am
Oooh… R u going somewhere?
Serene said,
February 3, 2010 @ 3:58 pm
How exciting! You must be looking forward to gg back to sunny Singapore! When is Ruby’s birthday? I know it was around Valentine’s day
Love love the videos.
Nikki said,
February 4, 2010 @ 3:12 am
stickers . . . . stiiiickerssssss . . . .in a cheapo notebook . . . and some new crayons.
ghimlay said,
February 5, 2010 @ 8:16 am
Hey Dot, when will you be here? Let’s try to meet.
nat said,
March 3, 2010 @ 7:49 pm
Hi Dot,
Found this today. Thought Ruby might enjoy it. =)
http://www.huntergatherer.net/project.php?id=34&cat=1