How To Travel Long Distances In An Enclosed Space With A Toddler

headphone

(1) Buy your two-year-old her own set of kid-sized headphones. So she can watch all the Yo Gabba Gabba she wants on your souped up iPhone. (Which, incidentally, will be loaded with YGG and Shaun the Sheep episodes, backed with a $50 battery life extender).

icecream

(2) Pray that the airliner carries ice-cream on demand.

giraffe

(3) Smuggle her onboard as a pet. People seem more forgiving of animals than toddlers, I’m not sure why. Either way, she can pass off as a ridiculously cute miniature giraffe or mutant chihuahua.

hamburger

(4) Keep at least five hamburgers in your carry-on bag for emergency feedings.

dolls

(5) Do not, under any circumstances, forget to bring baby doll on board.

Those failing, you can always train your toddler to turn on the Cute.

cute

5 Responses to “How To Travel Long Distances In An Enclosed Space With A Toddler”


Leave a Reply