Memo To A Distracted Mom
Dude. Are you there? What’s the deal, man? Turning the air conditioner on when you meant to heat the car? Walking into the kitchen and forgetting what you were going to do? Locking up the house, strapping Ruby into her car seat, getting into the car, driving to the junction and then remembering you left the diaper bag at home? Going to the store for just one item and forgetting what it was?
Dude.
It’s the baby, isn’t it?
Dude, it sure is!