Riddle Me This

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Does eating carrots really improve your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

How do you describe rabbits retreating in battle?
A receding hare line.

Why are rabbits such good listeners?
They are all ears.

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

BOOYAH!

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