Monthly Archive for August, 2009

Letter To A Ruby Nation

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Hear ye hear ye, Loyal Citizens of Ruby Nation!

Let it be known that Ruby is henceforth proclaimed The Gosh Darn Cutest Little Munchkin in this kingdom!

Feast thine eyes on this here pucker, and be of joyful heart and laughter!

We Went To A Wedding On A Golf Course (It Was Very Pretty)

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Can you tell I cut Ruby’s hair?

Beach Buddies

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It’s Monday somewhere in the world.

So I’m doing my best to make you wish it were Sunday.

When Does Cute Stop?

Never.

The answer is Never.

(Or maybe 37.)

It Was A Long Time Coming, But It’s Finally Done

I had 808 photos.

Fortunately for you, I didn’t upload all of them.

Here are 272.

Beginning with my favorite.

Here is Ruby, on our 4th of July trip to Denver, showing some kid who’s the boss of the blueberry.

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When They Handed Out Genes That Loved Veggies And Hiking, They Missed Me.

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I eat vegetables because I know I have to.

I hike because I think I have to.

If I do both those things in one day, I am not having a good day.

There must be some genetic explanation.

Why else are vegetable-disliking indoor dwellers like myself made to feel like we’re the weird ones?

Riddle Me This

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Does eating carrots really improve your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

How do you describe rabbits retreating in battle?
A receding hare line.

Why are rabbits such good listeners?
They are all ears.

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

BOOYAH!