My Image Loader Is Not Working So You Will Just Have To Pay Attention To My Words

What would you like to know about me today?

Oh wait. Since I can’t hear your answer above the din of that darn Internet, I will proceed to tell you what I did today.

I woke up.

I had a gawdawful headache.

I went to work, where I created some tables and looked at excel spreadsheets. I decided spreadsheets were horrid for headaches. I took two pills.

I ate rice for “lunch” at 10:30 a.m.

I ate chicken samosa for lunch at 12:30 p.m. I made a mental note to eat something green for dinner.

My headache became worse. I took two more pills.

I drove to a parking lot near home and tried to sleep in the car. I failed.

I drove home.

Ruby was just up from her two-hour nap, yelling, running around the house, and raring to go. My. Lucky. Day.

I drove Ruby to the grocery store for strawberries and milk.

We stopped at a playground on the way home.

She picked up someone’s shovel and licked it. I believe she swallowed some sand.

I drove home.

I made chicken quesadilla for Ruby.

We watched Ruby videos. She ate.

Jay came home. He watered the plants.

We ate.

Ruby took a bath, drank a little milk, and brushed her teeth.

She refused to sleep unless I rocked her in my arms.

I discovered a 17-month-old weighing 23 pounds and some got heavier with every lullaby.

She finally slept.

I am at the computer. The image loader for my blog isn’t working.

Lucky you.