Before you say anything, I want you to know that I believe you: There is a case for bubble-wrapping your entire house.
Because, ladies and gentlemen, things that go BUMP in the night, usually turn out to be your 17-month-old toddler spinning and falling head first onto the corner of your bed.
ouch, that hurts.
OUCH! Hope she’s over it now.
Yes, and they are actually less serious than they appear to be – definitely part and parcel of growing up.
Owww! Much as we fear them, bumps and bruises are indeed part of their growing up!
Wow. That bump is as big as her cheek!!!
ouch!