To Tweet Is Human, To Not Tweet Divine (?)

My first tweet:
Last one to get on twitter…
9:30 PM Oct 10th, 2007 from web

My own favorite tweet:
If they renamed Monday Sundae, I might like it a little more.
8:13 AM Apr 13th from TwitterFon

My most prescient tweet:
I think I am too boring for twitter.
5:14 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from web

My most boring tweet:
Running late.
2:37 PM Apr 22nd from TwitterFon

My most frequently occurring themes:
Ruby.
Bacon.
Sleep (Or lack of.)
Donuts.
Days of the week.

The one that made everyone go Huh? tweet:
You know the kind of lame greetings you write on Hallmark cards you get at the post office and HAVE to post right there and then?
11:59 AM Aug 8th, 2008 from web

My shortest tweet:
TGIT.
8:54 PM Apr 9th from web

My longest tweet:
When I was pregnant with Ruby, I gained SUPER HUMAN SCENT! She’s one and I still smell smoke wherever I am. And no, the house is not on fire
3:08 PM May 5th from web

My most unoriginal tweet (I mean, Really, Dot?, like no one’s thought of this one yet.):
If a tree fell down in the forest and no one twittered about it, did it make a sound?
12:13 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFon

The one I’d take back tweet:
Dead tired. Ruby up all night. On days like this I imagine it may not be a bad thing to give birth to a baby with a full set of teeth.
2:37 PM Jan 27th from TwitterFon

The one that confirmed your suspicions about me tweet:
Some days I like to think everyone around me is crazy, so I can feel (a) not alone, or (b) the only sane one around. Either way, I win.
7:06 AM May 14th from web

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