THIS IS AN ALL-CAPS KIND OF DAY

please

“PLEASE” DO NOT WAKE ME UP.

“PLEASE” DO NOT USE THE WORDS SYNCH, VALIDATE, WORK BACK SCHEDULE, ESCALATION, OR DELIVERABLES TODAY.

“PLEASE” TAKE ME OUT ON A THREE-BEER LUNCH.

“PLEASE” MERGE WITH KINDNESS ON THE HIGHWAY.

“PLEASE” DO LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY JUST THIS ONE TIME.

“PLEASE” TELL ME HOW TO TURN OFF THE SPELL AND GRAMMAR CHECK IN WORD BECAUSE THE RED SQUIGGLY LINES ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

“PLEASE” LET ME TALK LIKE DOT, ONCE I FIND OUT WHAT SHE REALLY SOUNDS LIKE AFTER I FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP TALKING LIKE AN ANG MOH.

“PLEASE” ASK THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THE GREETING HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?

“PLEASE” GIVE ME A HUG.

“PLEASE” CHANGE THE WORLD. ONE IDEAL AT A TIME.

5 Responses to “THIS IS AN ALL-CAPS KIND OF DAY”


Leave a Reply

Stuff Ruby Says

    Flickr Photos

    Uncle Ty flips the girls!Looking Fabulous, Ruby!Auntie Heather's Handiwork!Olive Olives. Hur Hur. Geddit?Auntie JenUncle Luke

    Tumblr Photos


    Archives