Step Aside. There Is A New Language In Town…

…And its name is Rubynese.

If you speak Rubynese, please tell me what 00:55 to 1:00 was all about.

3 Responses to “Step Aside. There Is A New Language In Town…”


  • Hi, Dot,
    All of us (Mum, Dad, Sophie, Linda, Curtis and Thaddeus) heard it, and we LOVED it. Thaddeus even attempted to copy Ruby…..don’t worry, we know it’s copyrighted!

  • i LOVE the the expression on her face when she cuts her eyes over to the camera at the last moment of that tirade. it’s very knowing, like, “did you get all that?”

  • Sure, happy to translate.

    0:055 to 1:00: ‘It is my considered opinion that President Obama’s attempts to quell public anger over the bonuses paid to AIG executives would succeed if he gave everyone a toy they could squeeze whenever their blood pressure started to rise. I shall now demonstrate the use of said toy.’

    She repeats the second line a few times but that’s the gist of her speech.

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