Dear Potential Viewer of Epic Video,
In case you do not have 1 minute 10 seconds today to watch this video, I have provided a full synopsis below. Warning: Spoiler alert!
Director: Dot
Genre: Baby Action | Documentary
Cast: Ruby … As Herself
Plot: Ruby the almost 11-month-old baby has secretly been observing her parents open this plastic container of corn puffs. She has never attempted to open it herself. Until now. For the second time in her little life, she succeeds.
This is Ruby’s profile picture in Facebook.
I’d like to think it shows the serious side of her.
But help me out here: Am I pathological if I set up a Facebook account for her?
I mean, I already write in her voice, put words in her mouth, and imagine her personality out loud.
Jay asked, “So who are her friends? Our friends? Are you going to give her the account when she’s older?”
“I think I have to delete it. She’s not going to want our friends.”
Let’s switch it up today, shall we?
Who needs any more fabulous photos of Miss Ruby?
Really.
You get enough here.
So to show you what happened in Denver this Christmas, I have painstakingly combed through more than 800 photos to give you A Very Dokken Christmas: The Face Of Ruby (Outtakes).
Because what happens in Denver, stays in Denver.
Voiceover à la Don Lafontaine
In a world where Innocent Babes eat rice crackers and disguise themselves as reindeer (against their wishes) to survive, and shadowy figures roam the plains…
…we find a Man willing to risk bear attacks for a good bowl of ramen, even though Ham was on the menu. Innocent Babes endure tickle torture…
…that drive them stir crazy. The key to survival is for the Innocent Babe to open her eyes and go through the door for all to be revealed.
Season’s Greetings.
A Very Dokken Christmas will premiere on a TV screen near you this week. Don’t miss it.
This video will tell you three things about me. And one thing about Ruby.
Me: I have no qualms filming my baby taking a bath. I do not want my camera to get wet. I am obsessed with getting Ruby to wave.
Ruby: Ruby fits in a kitchen sink.
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