All I Want For Christmas…Is My Two Bottom Teeth To Not Hurt When They Come Out
Ruby’s List (In No Particular Order)
- Books. Preferably board books, so no paper cuts. Also, books with textures!
- Any toy with lights and sounds. A singing and dancing parent is pretty darn entertaining too.
- Painless teething.
- Someone to push me around in the toy car all day.
- My own iPhone. Red, if possible.
- A camera. To give Mom a taste of her own medicine.
- What’s your limit on balloons? I want a LOT.
- The squirrels outside to come closer, not further, when I squeal at them.
- A decoder so I know what Mom, Dad, and the Big People babble about all the time.
- Whatever Mom and Dad are eating. It’s infinitely more interesting than what I have on my plate.
- Some sort of superpower. I’m thinking…the power to Stop Crying On Cue.
- Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men. (And, er, an extra serving of oatmeal and pear cinnamon for me.)
Thank you, Santa!
Tune in next time for the story behind Ruby’s first visit to Santa! You know you want to know!
