People of the World, have you ever heard of this thing called Halloween?
Unless you’re my friend Owen who famously became Duct Tape Man in 1999 — Owen, I do not want to hear how you went to the bathroom — no one I know takes Halloween this seriously.
Until now. Until me.
Welcome to the world of New Moms Facing The First Halloween Of Their Firstborn, a.k.a. The Only Time In Ruby’s Life She Will Let You Put Any Thing Ridiculous On Her (At Least Until She Is Two).
I am beside myself with glee and trembling with anticipation at the prospect of immense cuteness befalling this house.
Please to help me choose.
“Pink Lamb”
“Lil’ Lion”
“Floppy the Bunny”
“Tom Arma Sheep”
“Tom Arma White Rabbit”
“Tom Arma Skunk”
“Tom Arma Monkey”
If you are a registered voter in the Land of Ruby, cast your vote before October 31 8. As polls of this nature usually carry a margin of error of 30 percent, I may just have to purchase all of the costumes and photograph her till Christmas.
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