FACT: After spending three weeks in the hot, humid tropics, the toilet seat back in Seattle will feel cold. Very cold.
FACT: When you return from Singapore, you will also find a brand new carpet for your child, so she can safely practise rolling around the house.
CONCLUSION: Therefore, going on vacation in the tropics will lead to cold (but safe) bottoms.
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