Monthly Archive for May, 2008

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What I Did Today (By Ruby Dokken)

I took a nap right after breakfast.

I discovered this thing that tasted really yummy. Hello, HAND!

I took another nap.

My mom strapped me into the car seat. She was singing nonsensical songs, opening her eyes really wide, and rocking the car seat at the same time to entertain me. I was enjoying the show so I didn’t tell her that I actually LOVED getting into the car seat. Maybe next time.

I read a book. (Looks like my dad is reading to me, but that’s a technicality.)

I had what is described in infant parlance as Explosiria Pooptamnus and got a new outfit. My mom tried to justify the pockets Ã¢â‚¬â€ those darned pockets Ã¢â‚¬â€ by stuffing a tissue into one of them. I think I looked silly.

I attempted to levitate from my shame. Alas, only my feet succeeded.

Published by dorothyho on May 4, 2008 in Musings and Photography. 3 Comments

Nobel Prize, Here We Come!

Ruby is a genius.

I can tell because she is talking to me.

Trust me, this baby is this close to solving the Riemann Hypothesis: That’s how smart she is.

Take a look at these photos.

Ruby’s Brain: “Why do these peons bother me with such silly questions?”

Ruby’s Brain: “Told you I’d beat you in speed chess. So where’s my milk?”

Ruby’s Brain: “These computing FOOLS at Design Commission have got nothing on my Ruby on Rails skills!”

Ruby’s Brain: “I’m not only intellectually superior, I dress better than you. Uh-huh.”

Ruby’s Brain: “You are getting sleepy, very sleepy…now listen to me and undo this swaddle!”

Ruby’s Brain: “Eureka! I’ve got it! Now where do I send in my Nobel Prize nomination?”

Men and women of the jury, I rest my case.

Published by dorothyho on May 1, 2008 in Musings and Photography. 3 Comments