Kids Do The Darndest Things

The thing about having a kid is that you start noticing other kids.

Let’s just say I was in line to get lunch somewhere in the neighborhood, oh let’s just say a place called Vios. Let’s just say a little kid in front of me grabbed a piece of chocolate from the counter and excitedly unwrapped it. Let’s just say she dropped the piece of chocolate on the concrete floor IN A CAFE WHERE PEOPLE WALK AROUND IN SHOES. Let’s just say she bent over, picked it up, and started chewing.

Let’s just say I gagged a little in my mouth.

The only good thing — let’s just say — is that she picked it up in under five seconds.