Signs That You Are A Parent
(1) There is no such thing as an ugly photo of Ruby. (Even when she looks like a surprised bald 75-year-old man with five chins.)
(2) You walk towards your baby even before she cries, because you know she is about to cry.
(3) You read all those “Toy Recall” stories and write down the serial numbers of the faulty toys.
(4) You respond to the name “Mom.”
(5) You call your lover “Dad” and it actually sounds kinda sexy.
(6) You can change a diaper in the dark.
(7) You have no problems talking about poop over dinner.
(8) You click on spam that includes any stock baby photo and/or subject lines such as “Parents, do you want to increase your child’s brain power?”
(9) You prefer to shop for Ruby.
(10) You have forgotten what you used to smell like.
I like no. 10. The five chins and chubbiness is what makes her soooo adorable! I miss them on Lucas so much!
This list is soooo true! I of course think it would be better with the name Maysun
OMG! 5 chins!
Your postings are becoming much like daily Baby Blues comic strips.
wow. 5 chins!! my baby will have 6 nxt time!! we shall break ruby’s record. haha…
gosh how heavy is Rubes now???? 5 chins! dot you have super power high fat milk there….what u been eating? those donuts???