Tofu Nation

I know no celebrities. Nor can I be linked to any in six degrees.*

* Unless Ruby becomes a Superstar Yodeler or Champion Cutie Pie (see above), of which she certainly will be, then in that case, I am one degree from a celebrity.

But seriously.

We were at a dinner the other day and the host said his sister was college roommates with a girl who was the daughter of an actress and will no one gawk at the graduation ceremony please.

Then another guest offered that his high school buddy was friends with Chelsea. As in Clinton.

I drew a blank. Nothing.

Am I the only sad human in the world to fail Six Degrees of Separation?