I realize that we all look at babies as Little Big People, but seriously, what are they supposed to do with pockets?
I show you here Ruby’s two front pockets on her pants. Don’t ask me why they are in the front, and not the back, where you’d expect them (Not that you’d expect any to begin with. But I’m making this too meta.)
I put the pants on this way because the tag was on the other side of her pants, plus the drawstring was facing this way.
Here she is in the context of the whole pants.
On the one hand, I assume the pockets make the miniaturization of her clothing more acceptable, since they are modeled after our clothing. On the other, I assume she needs to carry the keys to her carseat and those sunglasses to get away from paparazzo Mom.
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