Dear Salesgirl at the Mall,
I am writing to you in response to your interest in my baby.
Thank you for asking, “Is there a baby in there?” as if I roll around a pram because I have nothing better to do on a Friday morning than pretend I have an imaginary infant.
Thank you for sticking your nose INTO the gap which I had carefully closed so Ruby could sleep peacefully and exclaiming, “She’s soooo cute! How old is she?”
(By the way, I knew you were waiting for me to pull back the cover so you could see Ruby better, but sorry, you were spitting as you talked loudly, and I really didn’t appreciate you being so close to my newborn.)
And after you found out she was two months old, thank you for saying that I lost weight quickly, but adding, “You know my mom never lost the weight after her third kid, so maybe you don’t want to have so many.”
Thank YOU.
And oh, you know you woke her up, right?
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