Yes, I AM Asking You To Sell Your Firstborn For This Blouse

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I know I don’t make any money, but do you really have to rub it in?

Plus I didn’t know Roberto Cavalli designed clothes for babies.

Yes, BABIES.

This pink silk blouse the size of my head costs $258.

I’m guessing the baby who wears this also carries a Louis Vuitton diaper bag, eats caviar for breakfast, and parties in the south of France.

Poor Ruby. The best she’s going to get is a Baby Gap tracksuit and a Hello Kitty-themed birthday party.

7 Responses to “Yes, I AM Asking You To Sell Your Firstborn For This Blouse”


  • That shirt is ghastly..eeeuuuk! A Hello-Kitty-themed birthday party sounds cool! Ruby is growing so well, chubby cheeks! Feeding often happens, i think they call it cluster-feeding at certain stages of their growth..and maybe growth spurts too! As long as it doesn’t last too long but go back to normal schedule it should be fine..as long as she doesn’t make it a habit to “snack” on you!

  • This is a baby top? Yucks!
    Looks like something a fishball stall auntie might wear.

  • OMG. i’m so glad you didn’t buy that for Ruby! horrendous, really.

    and yes, i agree with Serene that a Hello Kitty-themed party sounds really cool! i’m so sure Ruby is going to love Hello Kitty too :)

  • See that barcode sticker on the front of the price tag? That means someone bought it and returned it. Prolly because it was So. 2007.

  • It is ghastly, isn’t it? And thanks for the infobit, L, didn’t know that :)

  • hehehahhahahhehhehe. you dont want any velvert goldmine thing happening in her crib, man…. heheheh. the price is definitely too alien for a normal human being. i think Gwen Stefani does tracksuits for kids or babies too, if i am not mistaken.

  • for true sticker shot, go to Kids 21 at The Forum when you are here in June. also can hefty price tag!

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