I’m Happy, No Wait, I’m Not Happy

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Babies are like luxury sports cars.

They go from zero to 60 mph in two seconds.

Here is Ruby, minding her own business.

In the time it takes to say her name, here is Ruby again, yelling her tiny head off.

We’re not sure what made her cry.

If you ask me, I think it was because we were breathing.

Doctors have a term for this kind of behavior. It’s called “Whothehellknowstitis.”

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