Bump Watches Youtube For The First Time!

It’s 10 pm on a Tuesday night.

Do you know what your bump is doing?

I do.

Mine is listening to and watching a youtube of someone reading a story called Goodnight Moon.

As a Bump Carrier, everyone (and their mothers) felt compelled to tell me to start reading stories to the Bump.

Jay and I own a total of 0 children’s books. I briefly considered reading Bump the news, but was told (by the aforementioned everyone and their mothers) that the Bump liked stories with rhythm and cadence like Goodnight Moon.

I scoured the Internet for the text to read aloud to Bump, but BELIEVE IT OR NOT, you can find your father’s cousin’s long-lost childhood friend on Facebook, but you cannot find the words to Goodnight Moon.

Defeated, I finally found a video of the story for Bump.

Who knows if Bump heard or saw anything under all that fat (and a T-shirt)?

So tomorrow, I’m reading the Times.

Aloud. With rhythm. And cadence. And all. That. Jazz.

[cue jazzy hands]