Why Walk When You Can Drive…This?

In the Land of Excesses, there is nothing more In Your Face than a Stretch Hummer in a city.

That’s like saying, “I’ll take the most ridiculously inefficient and obnoxious car…and kick it up a notch.”

Well, congratulations Hummer.

I do believe you’ve created the Perfect Monster.

Unless you’re a suburban mom about to assault a local grocery store with an army of 10 children and 10 nannies, take it somewhere else.

Seriously.