Jay can’t turn down a challenge when it’s got to do with A Giant Pumpkin. Can you?
The aim of Giant Pumpkin, hereby known as G.P., was to trip up unwitting shoppers at the fruit aisle, and to have its weight publicly outed in a “Guess the Pumpkin Weight Contest”.
I was going to guess “VERY HEAVY” (well, actually 250 lbs), but Jay sagely advised that everyone would put down something as predictable as 250 lbs, so I went for 242 lbs.
He guessed 232 lbs.
G.P. tantalized would-be guessers by being solid and stubborn as a rock.
G.P. was impossible to lift.
G.P. was probably a boulder painted to look like a pumpkin. In an elaborate scam to collect personal information and emails for spamming purposes.
Dammit.
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