My favorite part of a baseball game is the Foam Finger.
I just like the fact that someone thought of cutting colored foam into the shape of a finger, and selling it to me for $6.
Toss in $5 hotdogs, $8 beers, and $4 cotton candy, and I’m really getting the finger.
Still, we had a great time. My parents were slightly perturbed by the game and the organized shouting while Jay patiently explained the rules and I happily waved the finger.
I learned a few important things today.
(1) There are people out there who can throw a ball more than 90 miles an hour. That’s faster than my Beetle has ever gone.
(2) Bunting is not a kind of donut.
(3) When the bases are loaded, you DO NOT want to go to the bathroom.
what i always wanted to know is: do they (still) sing “take me out to the ball game”?
I have a finger, too! but the Yankees one
$5 hotdogs, $8 beers, and $4 cotton candy…. wow… u really should give someone a different finger