Dot The Wannabe Horse Bandit
What is worse than buying a stuffed toy for a baby and taking it back?
Nothing.
That’s why I didn’t do it.
Even though I wanted to so badly.
See Horsey. I named him Horsey when I picked him up at Safeway just before going to the hospital to see brand new Curtis.
See Curtis.
He is tiny. And too young to appreciate Horsey at this point.
I do not like stuffed toys. I have one Hello Kitty and Jay has a Panda bear. But for some reason, this horse stole my heart.
He even rode shotgun with Jay in the truck on the way to the hospital.
If you promise not to laugh, I’ll tell you a secret.
We, er, have three stuffed toys now.
No I didn’t steal it from the baby!
I went back to Safeway and bought another one.
We named him Clop. For Cloppity Clop Clop.
He looks a lot like Horsey.