Monthly Archive for May, 2007

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To All The Cameras I Have Loved Before

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Because you asked, here we are, Jason.

I couldn’t find all of them, but these are a few of my favorite things. Oh how I miss film!

The Lumix has replaced my trusty Canon Powershot as my current Camera Of Choice after someone dropped it on the lens. [I'm looking at you, Mark.]

Please to follow me down memory lane…

POLAROIDS
—1 and 4 are basically the same style of “square format” Polaroids. I got 1 in Singapore, and 4 in a thrift store in Seattle.
—2 and 3 are Land Cameras and they are Polaroids that FOCUS! Found 3 in Value Village in Seattle, and 2 in a thrift store on the way to Vancouver.
—5 was bought from K-Mart in New York. That is a JoyCam. Pretty clear for a Polaroid.
—6 is Fuji Instax Mini 7, bought in Singapore. Love it to death, but I think I screwed up the lens.
—7 is a 3D camera found in garage sale. Never processed the film, so I don’t know if it works.
—8 is the i-zone bought in NYC. Takes mini Polaroids that stick.

HELLO KITTY
—1 is a gift from Chinhon, from Narita Airport. Doesn’t shoot a darn thing.
—2 is a gift from PH. It not only looks extremely cute, it also shoots! For real!

LOMOGRAPHY
—1 Holga 35 AFX, uses 35 mm film. NYC
—2 Lomo. The color quality on this camera is freaking amazing. NYC
—3 Medium format Holga. 120 film a bitch to load, but photos have awesome surreal look. NYC
—4 POP! Shoots 9 identical images in one shot. It has 9 lenses. Not very clear. NYC
—5 Lomo Super Sampler! It shoots a series of 4 different images in one shot. Leaks light. NYC

35 MM FILM
—1 Nikon 35 Ti. A beautiful camera that I got in Singapore. Perfect non-intrusive 35 mm.
—2 Pentax K1000. Oldie but goodie.
—3 Nikon FM2. My dad’s old camera, which he graciously gave to me when I was 17. One of my first film cameras. I’ve never looked back since.

I believe I have photographed Jay with every one of these cameras.

He is not amused.

Sleeping With The Enemy

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We had a discussion last night about moving the TV into the bedroom. And we ALL know how much I love TV.

“That would be the end of me, Jay! I’d never leave the bedroom on the weekends,” I said. “And what about all those studies that say TV kills your sex life?”

Jay “Confucius” D said: “Just because your fridge is full, doesn’t mean you have to eat everything.”

The 12 Steps To Having Breakfast

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I really really miss Killiney Kopitiam’s breakfast right about NOW. We had about seven of these in the days we were home. But that first day trying to find it (even though I am Singaporean and my dad used to work in the PUB Building in Somerset for years) became a monumental test of our relationship, Jay’s ability to stave off caffeine pangs, and Dot’s hunger.

Step 1: Wake up hungry and/or grouchy and in need of coffee.

Step 2: Follow “Miss Direction” Dot on a wild goose chase on bus, MRT, and NEL lines.

Step 3: Get off on wrong stop.

Step 4: Walk a long, long way under the hot sun to a place far, far away.

Step 5: Finally get there to see crowds of people.

Step 6: Score a seat. Yes!

Step 7: Order coffee, iced tea, kaya toast, runny eggs!

Step 8: Wait anxiously for food while biting off own finger.

Step 9-11: Food arrives! RAVAGE! But not forgetting to crack eggs over saucer and dipping toast in runny eggs. Yums!

Step 12: Remain married.

What I Learned From Being Sick II

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(1) Too much chicken soup gives you “poultry” bad breath.

(2) Water takes on a distinct flavor after a week of drinking nothing but.

(3) All that sleep and arsenal of pills result in extremely vivid dreams that include—but are not limited to—flying animals, giant talking dogs, dancers on water, a great grandmother (WTF?).

(4) Taking more than one kind of flu pill AT THE SAME TIME does not make you get better any faster. You know what they say about two positives canceling each other out? Uh-huh. You get worse. The pills are busy fighting each other in your system to do any good.

(5) I am able to sleep up to 20 hours a day. Whoa. That’s just 4 hours shy of a plank a wood.

What I Learned From Being Sick

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Ugggggh.

Did I just say I slept for 48 hours?

Make that 72, or 84, or 96, or whatever five days is.

My head hurts, and I can’t count.

But one thing’s for sure.

Sick people pee a lot.

It’s all that water, juice, and chicken soup.

For all the Modern Marvels that Man has created, there’s still no way to cure the flu except to sleep, drink, and pee.

Ugggggh.

My Head! My Head!

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So this is what it feels like to sleep for 48 hours straight.

If you must know, the only thing worse than being jetlagged, is being jetlagged AND sick.

My throat feels like a tennis ball is lodged in there, my nose is either dripping or stuffed, and my head is exploding with the sinus pressure. I believe they call this the FLU.

Sleep, water, fruit, sleep, more sleep, and random store-bought meds have only resulted in a severely disoriented Dot.

(Who can amazingly still spell!)

Ask Me About It Tomorrow

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Oh gawd.

I’d love to tell you what I did in Singapore, but frankly, my brain cells died after watching The Holiday about 7,143 times on the plane.

That includes crying at each ending. 7,143 times.

Call me a Wimp.

But right now, you can call me Jetlagged.

That’s spelled M.O.R.E. C.O.F.F.E.E. P.L.E.A.S.E., and in my case, the unfamiliar caffeine gave my tea-drinking body the shakes all day.

I must be the first person on earth to GET the shakes AFTER coffee. The double shot Americano was useless.

I’m going to bed.

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