I don’t know how Miss Brazil does it.
You know, smile like you mean it.
Because Number Two is a sucky place to be.
Who pays attention to that stuff they say about Number Two? “And just in case Miss Universe, for whatever reason, is unable to complete her reign…zzz…”
Jerry Seinfeld, in his excellent standup routine I’m Telling You For The Last Time, said it best.
“The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event. Although I think I have a problem with that silver medal. ‘Cause when you think about it, you win the gold, you feel good; you win the bronze, you think ‘Well at least I got something.’
But when you win that silver, it’s like ‘Congratulations! You almost won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You’re the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.”
Ouch.
Word. I love Jerry! Did you read about his stunt at Cannes recently?
And oh poor Miss US-”I fell on my ass”-A!
i can’t believe she won!
What did he do in Cannes?
to promote his new animated movie about bees (named, urm, “Bee Movie”), he flew down from the top of a building in Cannes during the Film Fest on a metal cable. and before that, he said: “shameless plugging of movies is disgusting.” (or something to that effect)