Hello Kitty Must Be Eaten

Lately I’ve taken to eating anything Hello Kitty shaped.

Full disclosure: I recently bought a Hello Kitty ice tray. I haven’t had any iced tea with Hello Kitty-shaped heads yet.

I can’t help myself.

You’d think I have a problem biting off the icon’s head, since I am her biggest fan. But er, no, I don’t.

Which brings me to the point of today’s Rambling Stream of Consciousness.

Shape foods like Hello Kitty.

The fans will go, “Aw, that’s so cute!” and eat it. The non-fans will go, “Die, kitty! Die!” and eat it.

Either way, you win.

People will forget they actually don’t like the (healthy but not necessarily tasty) food (like vegetables) and eat it anyway.

I smell a patent.