The following is based on a true story, but the names of the characters have been changed to protect their identities.
Oscar night. Jennifer Hudson is accepting her Oscar for Best Supporting Actress and thanks God, her mom, her co-stars, her crew, God (again), her family, her grandma…
Dott: Jaye, would you thank me if you won an Academy Award?
Jaye: No.
Dott (choking): Why?
Jaye: Because you don’t help me. All you do is sit on your fat ass and watch TV.
The correct answer is Yes, Dear.
Oh God, I laughed so hard…Thanks.
You’re welcome