
I am starting the year off with a bang.
Of stupidity.
Because what’s the first thing you check when your electric toothbrush isn’t working for two days?
If you’re me, you dry your electric toothbrush like a maniac, thinking it’s water that’s messing up the charger. And wait like an idiot for the toothbrush to charge.
Which, of course, it doesn’t, because the charger is not plugged in.
It took me 48 hours to discover it was Not Plugged In.
I think the Human Average is 3 seconds.
I am either the most idiotic electric toothbrusher in history, OR I am the second most idiotic electric toothbrusher in history. (The first, in this case, would have taken 49 hours to discover the Unplugged Plug.)
































Thanks for the comic relief.
I bet your brush doesn’t have an indicator that shows it’s actually charging.