Jack Bauer doesn’t pee. Jack Bauer doesn’t eat. Jack Bauer doesn’t sleep. Jack Bauer doesn’t charge his cell phone.
As a Prisoner of Season 5, I am trapped in my own home under much the same circumstances.
Except for the cell phone.
I don’t think I used it in my entire life as much as he’s using it in 24 hours. It disturbs me to know the fate of the free world depends on Jack Bauer getting a signal on his cell.
The weekend is upon me, and I need to finish Season 5.
Thanks to Yiqi who alerted me to some hilarious Random Jack Bauer Facts, I’ve since scoured the Internet for more 24-crazies with too much time on their hands. This includes an extensive body count index and this guy who put together a video of all the “Damn its” from Season 1 to 4. (It’s a drinking game thing. I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you.)
the Jack Bauer facts look a lot like the Chuck Norris ones… have you seen those?
Chuck Norris? OH LORD. No.
they’re quite funny too!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
muahahaha!
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
hey dot, want the CTU ring tone for your mobile? ha. are you coming home soon?
What’s it like? The beep-beep sound? Re: Home. Depends on what you mean by soon. Probably…