
Can you guess the EXACT amount of money in this glass jar?
Can you?
CAN YOU?
Well, I can.
As part of the Christmas tradition here with Jay’s family in Seattle, a jar of coins and dollars is passed around the table and everyone has to guess how much money there is in there. The winner (i.e. person with the closest guess) gets to take home the jar for a year and prepare it for the following year’s Christmas Eve party.
I guessed $29.45.
Dude.
Don’t be hatin’.
But do you know what the exact amount was?
$29.42.
That’s like 3 cents off.
I’m so brilliant I can solve The NYT Sunday Crossword Puzzle.
I’m so brilliant I can figure out the Rubik’s Cube blindfolded.
I’m so brilliant I need sunglasses.
Hel-lo!
Someone smack me with that jar to stop me from grinning!
P/S In case I wasn’t clear enough, I AM THE WINNER!












do you get to keep the money? merry christmas!
Yes, but I have to bring a new jar (with a new amount) next Christmas! I could, ostensibly, fill it with stones and put pennies on the edges…