When you’ve got to get on a plane at 6 am.
When your traveling companion is Jay.
When you know he will be in an excellent mood.
You need to order one of these. You need to find an intravenous way to administer it (while staying 10 feet away). You need to step back and wait for it to kick in.
Then, and only then, do you say, “Good morning, Jay.”
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