Do Not Be Alarmed

Yes, this is (was) a turkey.

We did eat the crap out of it.

It was Thanksgiving.

At Thanksgiving, you eat too much, talk about politics, and ask everyone “How are you doing?” at least five times.

We went round the table to say what we were thankful for. Everyone pretty much says the same thing. I think that’s called Being Polite. You know, family, friends, good meal, family, etc.

I said I was thankful I could spell, and that I could write for a living.

I hope I get invited back next year.