The Chocolate Spangled Meat (On A Stick!)
To the tune of The Star Spangled Banner, inspired by tonight’s episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, when he unveiled the latest concoction to come from Jimmy Dean
â€â€with sincere apologies to John Stafford Smith & Francis Scott Key
Oh, say can you see by the stick’s pretty sight
What so proudly we hailed at the pancake’s last wrapping?
Whose big meat and choc chips make it delicious and right
O’er the sausage it wraps and so tastefully dripping?
And the pancake’s tight wrap, and the chips bursting in flour,
Gave proof through the bite that the flavor was still there.
Oh, say does that choc-spangled meat taste bad?
O’er the land of the free and the home of the fat?
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October 23, 2006 @ 7:18 pm
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Ben said,
October 23, 2006 @ 7:51 pm
Are you a fat American? Just wondering.
dorothyho said,
October 24, 2006 @ 6:22 pm
Erm, I sure hope not. Perhaps you should be the judge of that. Plus, I’m not technically American, either.