This just in: Donuts have been demoted to the status of “dwarf cakes” that are merely “carb-like” and not actual carbs.
At the recent session of the Do Or Do Nuts’ XXVIth General Meeting in Dot’s Living Room, a vote was carried out that determined the fate of this favorite snack food.
This re-classification puts into jeopardy years of diet plans and doctors’ advice on the avoidance of Donuts as “bad carbs”. With this new definition of “carb-like dwarf cake”, the Donut will gain renewed respect as the healthy choice of all Mankind.
It joins the ranks of fellow “dwarf cakes” Tiramisu and a pastry known as G048.
In a surprise statement after the marathon session, the Do Nutters maintained the status of kale and salad leaves as “yucky but necessary”.
This needs to be categorized as a ‘classic Dot post’.
This post made me cackle