
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.
I do not exercise.
This point became apparent when Jay and I spent Sunday digging weeds, pulling down chain link fences and paving (mostly me, on my knees, fitting bricks and sand into uneven ground. Pa-ving. They should re-name that action pain-ing, as in I spent the day pain-ing.
Because I do not exercise, I spent most of Monday and Tuesday muttering expletives as I tried to get my body to do normal things, like, oh, GETTING OUT OF BED, bending down to pick up my shoes, walking.
My conclusion is this: Exercise regularly and include in your regimen lots of squats.
That failing, don’t buy a house that needs any work done to it except choosing what Hello Kitty mat to use in your bathroom.
































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