The Curves On This Baby

Beetle owners belong to a cult.

They can’t help themselves. They check out each other’s bugs on the street; they check out their own Beetles on the street.

If it weren’t so funny, it would be sad.

For this season’s newest model, I believe Volkswagen consulted existing Beetle owners on their dream color. This is the result—Mocha Latte Cream.

I’m not sure what VW calls that color, but I’m naming it Mocha Latte Cream. I just like to say that. (If you say it real fast over and over again, it sounds like the chorus from that Lady Marmalade song.)

I saw this sexy beauty on the street and she took my breath away. For your sake, I hope your computer screens are color corrected.

This is ecstasy in a paint can.