Host (Insert Official): So Insignificant Dot, why do you stay up late and call the police unnecessarily? What is your problem?
D: Yes, it is my fault. I apologize for waking up.
H: Yes, as you should. I don’t live in your neighborhood. Why should I care? By the way, did you donate money to the Mayor’s last campaign?
D: No, I forgot. But a check will be in the mail. Now will you help me?
H: I don’t know. How much is the check?
D: Why does that matter? Should I add another zero to it?
H: No, I’m not saying it matters. We don’t enforce the law just for anyone, you know.
D: Yes, of course. How silly of me. The law is merely something for law professors to quiz their students on. This continued and brazen violation has nothing to do with your ineptitude.
H: Thank you for understanding.
D: So what about this new video I took last night, or should I say this morning at 1:45 am?
H: What about it? Quite a catchy beat, I must say.
D: But the law!
H: Oh, rubbish. Stop being such a crybaby. I endure elevator muzak, why can’t you endure this?
D: I didn’t sleep. I was up till 4 am!
H: Bet you got lots of chores done around the house. Suck it up. And stop bothering us. It’s not my job. And although your taxes pays my salary, Bill Gates’ taxes pays more of my salary. And he’s got a problem with a stray cat on his yard I have to take care of. Tootle-loo!
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For those who missed the earlier nightmare, how about reliving it again? We relive this every weekend, Mr Mayor.
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