When you can’t cry anymore, you’ve got to laugh.
Anyone watch The Daily Show’s segment where they get kids to read super ridiculous quotes said on “serious” news programs? Keep that in mind as you read this.
This man who is calling our neighborhood names and making life a living hell for many of us law-abiding citizens, said this on public record in court in Seattle. (NB: Edmonds is a suburb outside Seattle.)
When the Judge asked where Mr Nagi lived, he responded, “I live in Edmonds because I want it to be quiet and safe. I would not live in the central area with my family because it is not a safe place to raise kids when you see all the drug dealing, all the noise. Because that’s a business zone central area. When you bring your family and come and live in the central area and expect it to be no noise and safe and violent, you are not asking, you know, for the right location to live. I cannot demand to be quiet and safe and live in the central area because there is a lot of drug dealing going on and a lot of problems.”
Moral of the story? Live far away from where you $h*t.
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