When sports fans love something, they lurve something.
I guess there’s no such thing as an average sports fan. The definition of sports fan falls somewhere between “super crazy” and “extremely crazy”.
Case in point: Squishy Man Alert!
The man in what looks like long pieces of colored foam is a Seattle Seahawks fan, who showed up dressed like this for Sunday’s football game, when Seattle pummeled Carolina 34-14 to get to the Super Bowl.
(Full disclosure: I may sound like I know what I just said, but I am no sports fan. And football is that thing the English play.)
But the air in Seattle was electric yesterday, and from Jay’s office, we could hear thousands of people cheering at the stadium. It was that loud.
If I were a sports fan, what would I be?
I imagine I could be decked in some form of Pink. But really, I can only see myself supporting an Olympics featuring Sanrio characters: They can battle it out for the Cute, Cuter, Cutest titles.
Move over, Sports Fans, you haven’t met Hello Kitty Fan yet. I don’t dress like Hello Kitty, I am Hello Kitty.
you cut your hair ah?