“A switch double backflip only impresses people if the reason it’s landed is because your DINs are blow-out-both-knees-cranked. Rory Bushfield, double ejecter.”
Er, this was the caption for the photo. I have no idea what it means.
People who live in Aspen, Colorado, and people who strap themselves onto pieces of fiberglass and plastic and throw themselves off huge snowpacked slopes talk like this.
Jay was watching the Winter X Games tonight when I caught sight of some DUDE flying off the side of what looked like a CLIFF. Vo-lun-ta-ri-ly.
Watching competitive sports while you are sick is a great way to get depressed. Not only are the humans on television way more fit than you, they are also doing things that you cannot do while you were healthy.
I wish Jay was tuned to the Home Shopping Network. At least a sick Dot can arm wrestle a catalogue model any day.
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