Hamburger Philosophy

One man lost the election
To another over values.
We want someone with morals,
Chanted half the frenzied nation,
While the other saddened half
Threatened immigration.
The Man who would be King
Said he’d rule by ancient books,
And simply ignored the masses
With their taunts and dirty looks.
The power of the new foe
Scares my lily-livered soul,
I pledge a new allegiance
So in bacon I will trust.